Scientists determine the workplace fall risk for Santa Claus, and the outlook is not so good.
In lieu of our regular introductory blurb, we'll just let the scientists who wrote this (we assume) tongue-in-cheek study explain it for themselves:
"Overall, falls are considered the leading cause of injury-related hospitalizations in older adults. Taking these factors into account, it seems as if SC could be likely to jeopardize Christmas Eve by slipping, tripping and falling.
Consequentially, the present study aimed at examining whether the traditional “SC garb” (coat, beard, sag, cap