People Are Revealing The Craziest Thing A Man Has Said To Them While Flirting And We're Lost For Words
We all know flirting can be a tricky affair full of embarrassing faux pas and awkward deliveries. So, when X user @chantgod recently asked the good people of X “what’s craziest thing a man has ever said to you while trying to flirt?”, there were PLENTY of replies.
What’s craziest thing a man has ever said to you while trying to flirt?
— Chant God (@chantgod) December 7, 2023
Now, we’re talking about men here, so you can already imagine how terrible some of these are going to be. Here are some highlights...
My favourite Grindr interaction pic.twitter.com/DXSehRZ8VL
— FP (@Finlay0004) December 9, 2023
This is my favorite thing that I’ve ever received. He’s not wrong though ???? pic.twitter.com/wuDsRjBRkh
— Rosie Bottoms (@bottoms_rosie) December 10, 2023
Dude was making me a drink and he gone ask me if I seen the Jeffery dahmer documentary on Netflix
— WhyKay???? (@YKdaSamurai) December 7, 2023
I got called unicorn barf from a guy on Grindr while I was in Spain pic.twitter.com/jQJQ9uxEaE
— Nicky (@boynamednick) December 8, 2023
Not the craziest but craziest lately pic.twitter.com/4mftTkv6h0
— Countryleo (@countryleo1) December 9, 2023
I mentioned I liked Angela Lansbury and he said he was a waiter for her special cast party for the a little night music and sent me a PDF of the menu.
— JehovahsWitless (@D____B____K) December 9, 2023
Never forget: pic.twitter.com/ff1SfB4adC
— Trevor Wade (@trev_wade) December 10, 2023
— Aurin (@aurinbro) December 10, 2023
"I would drink your bathwater" still disturbs me 20 years later
— flora + fauna ????️???? (@Stanford_lands) December 9, 2023
I will never forget this https://t.co/Z1Yzu7BRT5pic.twitter.com/H3AKowCIc1
— Ogerpon Enjoyer (@_JasonGray_) December 10, 2023
Some dude walked up to me, grabbed a handful of my belly, and said "I can help you get rid of this" while flirting with me....
— Farrah Franklin's Lost Luggage (@megapikachu) December 9, 2023
i can’t believe i forgot about this one the other day https://t.co/ZiAroY8G5cpic.twitter.com/1S4XROpdVA
— george ???????? (@_gapc) December 10, 2023
A guy was trying to get me to hook up in the middle of peak Covid https://t.co/D0L2bmaE1Fpic.twitter.com/RFXdu7Etax
— José María Luna (@JoseMLuna) December 10, 2023
H/T to @chantgod and the commenters of X for having this *interesting* discussion.