Chappell Roan Supports Too-Bright Teeth
Chappell Roan going on Las Culturistas was a long time coming. After all, The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess won Album of the Year at the Las Culturistas Culture Awards well before it even came out. The fated podcast dropped April 16, and she used her time to defend bad veneers? And good veneers! “Let them be pure white, let them look like coffee,” Roan implores the listeners as well as hosts Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers. “Who cares if they don’t fit? What if they love them?” Matt Rife, you have an ally in Chappell Roan.
“It’s okay if they talk different,” Roan continued. “That’s what happens when you change your teeth. You’re just gonna look and talk different and it’s okay. Stop dragging them.” At the Pink Pony Club, everyone will be apportioned one pair of bright-white plastic buck teeth and a tube of super glue.
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