Stagecoach 2025: Here’s what we overheard at the country music festival

Stagecoach returns to Indio, California this weekend and our team is back in the desert with our boots on the ground and ears open to collect the best things we overheard at the 3-day country music festival.

Just like how our reporters shared overheard moments from both weekends of Coachella 2025, we’ll be compiling some of the funniest, quippiest, and downright strangest remarks we overhear at Stagecoach 2025. But this time, we’re also accepting submissions.

Here’s what we’ve overheard so far at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival.

“Honey, that one has cucumber! Sustenance! Hydration!” — woman standing in line at the bar.

“A lady jumped over the wall, she came in hella fast. She thinks there’s liquor in here,” — security guard outside of the e.l.f. cosmetics pop-up.

“I missed,” — inebriated man leaving the porta potty.

“The guy in the red hat is fine, he just wishes his friends had longer legs,” — guy standing in line for Diplo’s Honky Tonk.

“How hard is it to wash your face?” — woman to her fiancé in line for the e.l.f. comsetics pop-up.