Newsmax Host Has Meltdown Over Pride Month, Feels Sad For Rainbows
Newsmax's Rob Finnerty isn't just mad about Pride Month, he's MAGA mad. In his warped mind, which is powered by a hamster on a wheel, the LGBTQ+ community gets to have too many letters, and the poor oppressed straight folks don't get a Pride Month (sad emoji).
"Does anyone on Earth know what those letters stand for?" he said. And every year, more and more get added, and everyone is expected not only to know what it means, but to have unquestioning respect for every single letter."
"That's 30% of the alphabet," he said after possibly pulling out an abacus.
"And all this only got worse when Joe Biden was president," he continued. Suddenly, a massive trans pride flag could be seen hanging outside the White House."
"Why? Why, right?" he asked. "Why do something like that? Not only that, but at night they would light up the White House in the colors of the rainbow again, to show the world that the White House and the Biden administration has pride."
Note: It's tough to write this while laughing, you guys.
"And on Sunday, Pride Month will start again," he said. "But this whole thing is very strange, and no one seems to ever want to talk about it or bring it up. It just happens every year."
He insisted that Pride Month is about celebrating what "people do in their most private moments," which he called "odd."