TALKING POINTS: Kimmel, Colbert, and Fallon All Make the Same Stupid Joke About Trump and Venezuela (VIDEO)

Late night TV shows are dying for a very good reason. They’ve become unfunny, overly-political, and they’re all the same, with the single exception of Greg Gutfeld, who gets better ratings than all of the others.

During the course of the last week, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy Fallon, all made the same stupid joke about Trump and Venezuela. Talking points clearly went out.

These guys are such talentless hacks.

NewsBusters reports:

On ABC, Jimmy Kimmel quipped that “President Trump said his New Year’s resolution this year is peace on earth, and that lasted for just under two days. If you are wondering how bad these Epstein files are for Trump; turns out they’re ‘invade Venezuela bad.’ This is literally the plot of the movie Wag the Dog. The president gets caught in a sex scandal, so he attacks a smaller country to distract us, and here we are, distracted.”…

Back on CBS, Stephen Colbert began The Late Show’s final year by echoing Kimmel, “Do you know what this means? Those Epstein files must be crazy! I mean, bomb something! Bomb anything! This operation, launched just two days into the New Year, came as a shock, especially since—and this is true — Trump’s New Year’s resolution was ‘Peace on Earth.’ Well, that didn’t last long. And as a result, neither did my resolution to switch to clear liquor.”…

Earlier, Meyers’s NBC colleague, The Tonight Show’s Jimmy Fallon, echoed Kimmel and Colbert on the Epstein point, “Good luck to everyone who’s made New Year’s resolutions. Yeah, some people want to lose weight while others want to gain Venezuela and—. Yeah, the big news from this weekend is that President Trump sent U.S. troops into Venezuela to capture the country’s president, Nicolas Maduro. Yup, the news took everyone by surprise. When I heard there was an operation to extract a president, I just assumed Trump got stuck in his tanning bed… it turns out Trump’s New Year’s resolution was to distract everyone from the Epstein files.”

You can see the videos below:

Late-night loser Jimmy Kimmel claims President Trump only captured Maduro to distract from the Epstein Files.

What a sad, bitter little man. pic.twitter.com/Y0tyXTglZJ

— MRC NewsBusters (@newsbusters) January 6, 2026

Stephen Colbert kicks off "The Late Show's" final year by claiming "Do you know what this means. Those Epstein files must be crazy! I mean, bomb something! Bomb anything! This operation, launched just two days into the new year, came as a shock, especially since — and this is… pic.twitter.com/2pqSX9FpB4

— Alex Christy (@alexchristy17) January 6, 2026

Finally, Jimmy Fallon claims "Yeah, it turns out Trump's New Year's resolution was to distract everyone from the Epstein files." pic.twitter.com/dZ8Ra5Tjgk

— Alex Christy (@alexchristy17) January 6, 2026

These three dopes are about as funny as The View. Is there any wonder why they’re losing their shows?

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