Tens Of People Show Up For The Sad Pro-Billionaire March
On Saturday, a small rally called the "March for Billionaires" attracted roughly a few dozen participants who were genuinely advocating for the wealthy elite, according to Mission Local.
The gathering, held at Alta Plaza Park in San Francisco's Pacific Heights, drew approximately equal numbers of journalists and counter-protesters, the latter holding signs to mock the sad bootlicking group. The opposition mounted a tongue-in-cheek response by organizing a satirical "March for Trillionaires" demonstration, with around a dozen activists arriving in fancy pants attire to mock the original event, as documented by Broke-Ass Stuart on Instagram. The billionaire supporters insisted that they weren't wealthy themselves.
One billionaire supporter held a "We love you, Jeffrey Bezos" sign as if it were Valentine's Day, and the billionaire wasn't married to Botox queen Lauren Sanchez. And I don't know, lady, but when we're forced to eat the rich, we could make a lovely Billionaire Wellington out of Bezos's carcass. Or even a gumbo. I make a great gumbo.