The massive Android upgrade you probably didn't notice
Do me a quick favor, wouldja? Read over this list of smartphone software improvements — using your best jeans-clad, adjective-abusing Apple-exec-at-a-keynote voice in your head — and tell me if it sounds like a significant upgrade.
Specifically, think about if it sounds like the sort of thing that'd result in awkwardly long applause breaks as the presenter emphatically wraps up each point:
This summer's groundbreaking upgrade includes fresh features, performance enhancements and interface improvements for more than 40 core parts of your smartphone experience.
Some of the significant changes we've rolled out to every user around the world within weeks of their release:
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