Throwback Thursday: Don’t make us hungry. You wouldn’t like us when we’re hungry.
User calls support pilot fish with PC problems, and he goes to work sorting out her issues. But after a minute or so, she says, “Can you hold on for a second?” and puts down the phone.
Fish waits. After a few seconds, he hears people in the background begin singing “Happy Birthday” and then cheering — after which he’s pretty sure he can make out the sounds of people eating cake.
Fish keeps waiting. A few minutes later, he finally hears the user picking up the handset again.
But before he can say, “Hello, welcome back,” the user hangs up.
“I guess I wasn’t invited to that party. No cake for me,” sighs fish.
“For the record, I have no plans to burn down the building, which will undoubtedly make my boss very happy.