The most cursed images of Toad, for no real reason at all
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Twitter is overrun with truly cursed images of Toad, thanks to Stormy Daniels.
Daniels went into horrific detail about sex with the president in a salacious excerpt of her new book, Full Disclosure. In an anecdote that ruined our favorite Mushroom Kingdom citizen forever, Daniels described Trump's penis as "unusual," comparing the "smaller than average" but not "freakishly small" First Dick to a "huge mushroom head."
Likening Trump's penis to a "toadstool," she writes, “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..." Read more...
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