A Holiday Proposal: Festivus in July!
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Instead of celebrating the Big Lie that we live under a government which exists to "secure" our rights to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness," we'd do well to instead turn our attention to a Festivus-style "airing of the grievances."