69-year-old man thwarted in attempt to change age to 49
Emile “Young God” Ratelband, the Tinder-scrolling, Trump-loving “positivity trainer” who launched a bid last month to legally change his age from 69 to 49, has been informed by an Amsterdam court that, sorry, he’s still 69. Ratelband, we imagine, was too crestfallen to utter the customary “nice.”