Новости за 12.12.2018

Well, it looks like Disney is pretty damn serious about convincing Star Wars fans to sign up for its Disney+ streaming service. Not only is Jon Favreau’s Disney+ series The Mandalorian about a guy who looks like fan-favorite intergalactic badass Boba Fett, but the series has a dynamite cast that includes Pedro Pascal, …

It’s always a bit unfortunate when big-name celebrities take all of the high-profile voice acting roles away from actual professional voice actors who would almost certainly do a better job, but it’s hard to argue with the cast of Pixar’s Onward. As reported by Collider, the movie will star Chris Pratt and Tom Holland …

On paper, it sounds like the stuff of nightmares: Lars von Trier, the Danish maestro of suffering who made Breaking The Waves, Dancer In The Dark, and Antichrist, takes on the most grimly fascinating of real-life bogeymen, the serial killer. But The House That Jack Built, for all its graphic and disturbing violence,…

Riverdale’s midseason finale airs tonight, with Jughead and Archie en route to Toledo in search of Jughead’s mother and sister (Gina Gershon and Trinity Likins), while an outbreak of seizures plague Riverdale High. In honor of the fall finale, we sat down with Riverdale composer Sherri Chung to talk through her five…

The Overlook Film Festival is heading back to New Orleans for more haunted hangs and spooky shenanigans. As with last year, the 2019 edition of the festival will be once again be held in New Orleans; the four-day celebration of all things horror is entering its third year, with another signature immersive experience…

If your New Year’s resolution is to watch more TV (and with so many killer shows why shouldn’t it be?), Netflix has you covered in January. The streamer just shared its list of new titles and there’s something for just about everyone, provided you’re into serial killers, superheroes, or Indiana Jones.

Here’s some good news that should brighten this dreary December day: In the event that mankind is wiped out and everyone you know and love is both completely eradicated and utterly forgotten, Jurassic Park will still exist in some form—as will Brokeback Mountain, The Shining, Cinderella, Broadcast News, and 20 other…

Vic Berger IV made a name for himself by editing surreal, satirical videos from existing footage of Donald Trump, Steve Harvey, Chubby Checker, and Jim Bakker. They were funny, yes, but they were also curiously impactful, serving to highlight and dissect the in-plain-sight absurdities of politics, celebrity, and…

You know the guy that makes The Oatmeal webcomic? He does card games too, and this family-friendly card game back on sale for $6 off.

Over the past week, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has been scrambling to fill the void left by Kevin Hart when he dropped out as Oscars host. This came shortly after a report by The Hollywood Reporter outlining just how undesirable the Oscars-hosting gig is for performers. But Adam Pally—who has…

Who better to guide us into the dystopia than our nation’s most memed? Miley Cyrus, the child actor-turned pop star whose career has veered from wholesome to scandalous to wholesome again, is said to be starring in Black Mirror’s fifth season.

Who better to guide us into the dystopia than our nation’s most memed? Miley Cyrus, the child actor-turned pop star whose career has veered from wholesome to scandalous to wholesome again, is said to be starring in Black Mirror’s fifth season.

Between Spider-Man and the other Spider-Man, Spider-Ham, Spider-Man Noir, and Spider-Gwen, Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse is packed with Spider-People (and animals). But according to Den Of Geek, the new animated Spidey film almost included another character from the Marvel Cinematic Universe: Doctor Strange.…

Donald Trump, the president of the United States Of America, is definitely one of those idiots who goes around saying, “my life is like a movie.” This is in part because he has his own plane and shits in a gold toilet, but also in part because, according to Christian Bale, he thinks Batman is real.

While the opening bank heist is technically the first scene in which we see him, the Joker’s real introduction in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight comes during the famous pencil trick scene. This is where Gotham’s mob elite and the audience at home first begin to understand that this Joker guy (Heath Ledger) is…

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Mary Poppins isn’t a great childcare professional because she’s magic. Her real power is imagination. (Let it be established upfront that a high tolerance for extreme earnestness is a must-have for anyone hoping to make it through two more hours with England’s most airborne nanny.) She does the same thing as any…

Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman haven’t been shy about their openness to a Parks and Rec reunion, with the pair having recently spoken on the topic as early as this past May. Poehler again batted around the possibility at Smart Girls’ 10th anniversary celebration dinner on Monday night.

William Shatner, it’s become obvious, is a real stinker. He’s the sort of guy who unironically calls people “snowflakes” and “SJWs” and is eager to point out the “misandry” that plagues our world today. Any fond memories you may have of his music and acting are being chipped away at, bit by bit, with each new tweet…

Holy shit, what a year for hip-hop! Could it actually be that this year saw the release of new albums by (deep breath) Drake, Kanye, Kanye again, JAY-Z and Beyoncé, Nas, Meek Mill, J. Cole, Rae Sremmurd, Nicki Minaj, Playboi Carti, and Eminem, as well as the long-awaited release into the wild of Tha Carter V? It…

In the 16 years since she’s dominated daytime TV, Ellen DeGeneres has been a stabilizing, non-threatening force for good. No matter what’s in the news, who’s blowing up your timeline, or the state of your bank account, Ellen’s is here to make you laugh with some eight-year old who knows all the words to “Back That Azz…

There are exactly two good jokes in Mortal Engines, and they involve Minions and a Twinkie. These tiny scraps of humor jump out like Pop Rocks in a bowl of oatmeal, not only because everything that surrounds them is so dingy, but also because they remind us of the possibilities of the film’s core premise: that more…

The release of the new Apple Watch Series 4 coincided with a price drop for the still-excellent Series 3. And today at Walmart, you can save even more.

And so draws to a close another year that we—all of us, willingly or not—spent online. If 2016 was a year defined by hating the year 2016, and 2017 was a year in which this vast disdain could only be quantified by categorizing and ranking the most loathsome things online, 2018 was—well, we’re not going to say it was …

Ever since the Kevin Hart . . . unpleasantness, the nation has been without an Oscar host for this year’s awards show, leaving America in dire peril. Seriously, without someone (preferably not a defensive, entitled homophobe) to ride herd over three-plus hours of unnecessary montages, musical numbers, and the very…