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Tired of eating bland, nondescript assholes? Well, there’s some good news: Lawry’s has introduced a seasoned salt specifically for sprinkling on anuses prior to performing…

Some children are blessed at a young age with uncanny abilities, demonstrating aptitude far beyond their years. One example of one such miraculous wunderkind? This…

Severely dry and cracked skin isn’t just physically painful—it can make you want to hide from the world, too. Fortunately, one of the top names…

Gentrification displaces longtime residents and drives up the cost of living, but this latest failure in Bushwick, Brooklyn might just be gentrification’s worst side effect…

Today we have a tale of two men. One man is six feet tall and gloomy. The other man is five foot four and happy.…

It’s not easy to define who you are, but picking one TV show and making it the center of your life is pretty sad. Case…

If you assumed Trump’s felony convictions would be cause for President Biden and the DNC to celebrate, think again. It turns out Trump’s guilty verdict…

With all eyes on Donald Trump’s historic conviction in the Stormy Daniels hush money case, the nation has been bracing for what happens next. Well,…

You’re my buddy, you understand that? And a guy like me, he looks out for his buddies. So those five seagulls that have been bothering…

Even the noblest behavior can be cheapened when it’s performed out of naked self-interest, and we can’t help but notice some ulterior motives in one…