Новости за 09.05.2024

Someone let known sex pest Grandpa Sundowner near an open mic, and he bizarrely said that the Republican Party was the party of fertilization, and then added this explanation:

Florida Senator Rick Scott, who founded the corrupt Columbia Hospital Corporation, went to New York to support Trump.

Can we please take a moment to feel bad for all of the oppressed white men in this country? Daily Wire snowflake Matt Walsh has had it with airport workers who aren't white. Walsh claims, and I have no idea where he's getting his info from, although Infowars is my first guess, that white men aren't allowed to build airports anymore. Republicans are all about victimization these days. It's really something to behold.

Congress debated adding a question about citizenship to the US Census.

House Republicans had harsh words for the Georgia Peachpit as her plan failed to oust Speaker Johnson.

Well, well, well. Ron DeSantis almost incurred the wrath of Nick Fury!

New Hampshire State Representative Jess Edwards of the Gross Old Pervs Party, is refusing to apologize for being overly interested in "ripe" and "fertile" teenage girls having to wait until they are 18 years old before getting married. To make the situation worse, he said that he won't apologize because he's the real victim here:

Vermont is poised to pass a groundbreaking measure forcing major polluting companies to help pay for damages caused by the climate crisis, which is being watched around the country. Via The Guardian:

As a mother, I'd secretly hoped that Barron Trump would tactfully stay clear of his father's insanity, but nah. He's going to be a delegate at the Republican National Convention. I'm surprised that Trump, who is famously touchy about his height and lies about it all the time, would want Barron towering over him on the teevee! Via NBC News:

Biden is talking specifically about a ground invasion, not the bombing Israel is doing in Rafah right now. Via CNN.com:

Here's more proof that watching Fox makes you dumber than a box of rocks. It's nothing but faux outrage 24/7 and constantly pretending that Democrats are somehow doing what we all know Republicans do every election cycle, which is to cheat.

Above, The Doors perform Riders on the Storm. Bet you thought I was gonna go with Stormy Weather didn't ya?! Anyway, today we look into the many, Many, MANY court cases of America's Least Wanted.

Greene’s humiliation came just as Kristi Noem finally realized nobody admires her for killing her dog, Cricket, and slinked away. If only Marge would realize people are also sick of her obsessive need for attention and do the same.

Stephen Colbert tests some new tech advances in robotics and AI. I'm not sure how I feel about the AI priest taking confession, but Sparkles the dog might be a good choice for Kristi Noem.

The unlikable and simply terrible Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene took to the House demanding a vote to remove Speaker Mike Johnson.

It’s become increasingly obvious that Donald Trump wants to stop being questioned on abortion. During a recent interview on local Fox 2 Detroit, when asked about his flip-flopping positions over the years on abortion, Trump generated a word-salad answer, revealing his desperation to change the subject.

Florida's near-total abortion ban took effect this week, marking a brutal milestone for abortion rights activists nationally: From South Carolina to Texas, the South is now a virtual abortion care desert—a once unthinkable reality that could sway votes this November.

[Above, January 2016, David Brooks of the New York Times tells ABC News This Week that the 2016 Republican nominee is going to be Rubio. -- Eds.]

Todd Blanche got an earful from Judge Merchan on Tuesday at a sidebar where Trump was called out for cursing under his breath and acting like a whiny toddler.